Inside The Mind Of A Vegan Alchemist. Carnivore Approved.

Hangover Cure: Green Mimosa



You smell like dumpster and your mouth tastes like the carpet at a strip club. You look down at your arm and notice 5 stamps. Fuck. You get up to wash your face and when you get to the bathroom you notice the 3 stamps on your forehead. Your immediate reaction is to make sure you are wearing pants… you’re not. In fact, you have somehow managed to keep your shoes on as you removed your pants AND underwear at some point early this morning…

YOU NEED A DRINK.. STAT … Let me introduce to you the GREEN MIMOSA

1 part green juice ( Spinach, cucumber, apple, kale, lemon, ginger is my favorite)

1 part Organic Raw Kombucha

Mix in a glass and enjoy.

Kombucha is an all natural health beverage full of probiotics and other healthy amino acids. Probiotics are said to boost immunity, enhance mood, regulate pH, and detoxify the body. Quadruple win!

***DO NOT SHAKE YOUR KOMBUCHA. You will end up wearing it.

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