Inside The Mind Of A Vegan Alchemist. Carnivore Approved.

Kill Your TV

“Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered & useless.” -Matt Groening

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